Pet Quotes

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.

I love cats.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.