Pet Quotes

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.