Pet Quotes

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.