Pet Quotes

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

The dog is the god of frolic.

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Cats don't like change without their consent.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.

The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.