Pet Quotes

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I don't have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Dogs are my favorite people.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.