Dog Quotes

Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.

No one wants to abandon the Israelis. But I think the perception is, and I think it's probably an accurate perception, that the tail is leading the dog - that we are giving the Israelis carte blanche ability to exercise whatever they want to do in their area.

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using an actual recreation, affective memory, if you want to call it, of pain.

It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he'd follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with our product and it cleared up in two days. She lived to 17 years.

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them.

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

After you work out, you have your dog with you. There's no better companion. You've got to have a friend. I didn't like opponents who had dogs with them. Because you know they had a little edge. They have a friend.

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.

A shepherd may be a very able, trusty, and good shepherd, without a sweetheart - better, perhaps, than with one. But what is he without his dog?