Dog Quotes

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

In most states, it's more difficult to get a license for your dog than it is to buy a big cat. Right now, there are more tigers in the state of Texas than in all of India.

What has happened to architecture since the second world war that the only passers-by who can contemplate it without pain are those equipped with a white stick and a dog?

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do.

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.

I've done movies that I've been advised not to do. 'Dog Soldiers,' the movie I did 11 years ago now, I remember my agent at the time was like, 'You shouldn't do that. It's a weird film about werewolves,' and it became a cult hit.

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It's too much to deal with.

Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living.

I took solace in my relationship with God who, along with my dog, was my best friend growing up.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.

The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals.

Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog.

We don't have titles on our business cards. No one really gets any special treatment. No one gets a corner office to put pictures of their family and their dog in.

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.

There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.