Dog Quotes

I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.

In coming to the Congress as a new Member and becoming a fellow Blue Dog, we have had an opportunity to share and really spend a great deal of time in examining the challenges that our Nation finds itself in in getting its fiscal house in order.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.

When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come up at five in the morning and they were all chanting. And we went on the beach and we got chased by a mad dog - big as a donkey.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

Rush Limbaugh, we expect nonsense from him. But the Vatican, that's another story. When the Vatican is so threatened that it launches attacks on nuns, well, you know what they say in politics, a hit dog hollers.

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.

I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.