Wedding Quotes

I hated the royal wedding.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

There was no relationship between a wedding dress and fashion. There was no good taste, either. I realized that I could make an impression in terms of changing and readdressing the whole industry of bridal.

It's important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didn't do anything drastic.

After I had the Caesarean, I was told I had really strong stomach muscles and so would heal very quickly. And I did. I was up walking about within three hours. Six days after having her, I was out shopping and shortly after that I made it to David Walliams' wedding.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I feel as though my career really hit its high point when I was cast as a supporting actress in 'American Wedding'. I thought the script had a lot of depth and intelligence, and it really just jumped off the page.

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.

I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part.

I've been married before, but I've never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it's casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic.

I love auditioning. Since 'The Notebook' and 'Wedding Crashers,' I don't have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to show your interpretation of the character. I get nervous when I don't audition. What if they hate what I want to do?

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

On the publicity tour of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding,' I was asked over and over again, if, as the writer, I felt it was a fair depiction of real life to have someone of my er, below average looks, hook up with hottie John Corbett.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.