Wedding Quotes

When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.

It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.

I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring and it's not about the wedding. It's a grave thing, getting married. And it's easy to get swept up in the wrong things.

There's a higher form of happiness in commitment. I'm counting on it.

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.

I went looking for dresses and realized there was a niche I could fill in the wedding dress market.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.