Underwear Quotes

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed.

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.

I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.

So It's not like I go from being this disciplined person who has to get up and go to work to now I just lay around all day in my underwear eating Cheerios. I have this structure. I still have to do this and the difference is I'm doing this for me and my company.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear and a full-length picture of me all done up, and they would write about how long it took and how much it cost, because that was the whole point. It was very liberating.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I'm an addict for underwear.

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he loved me. Suddenly he was thinking of me for everything: underwear, jeans, suits, even the Escape fragrance campaign.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.

I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy!

I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn't think I'd make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He was a graphic designer, and he gave me my first sketchbook. In the front, he wrote, 'Wear it like your underwear.'

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.

One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.