Quotes By Charlie Sheen

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?