Laugh Quotes

If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

People will clap to be nice. They will not laugh to be nice.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it as good old ironic Kurt. But he wasn't being ironic.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

I need to say how I feel.aIf you were a political person before, and you just happened into a movie, to stop being a political person makes no sense. I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel.

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.

I took the role because it's rare to read a script that makes me laugh and cry, and it spoke to my own religious feelings, as well as giving me a chance to draw on my experience as a parent. Accepting it was a no-brainer.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.