Laugh Quotes

Muhammad Ali was the kind of guy you either loved or hated, but you wanted to see him. I happen to really love him. He brought boxing to another level and always made you laugh.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

I had a director who told me a story about a fan who had commented on how nice it was to see her sister laughing and how happy the show made her. I like to make people happy and make them laugh.

Making people laugh is giving, and it's healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It's a good thing. That's why I want to work.

Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.

'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.

All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.

I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

I laugh when Floyd Mayweather says that if he went back in time he would beat us all. I'll tell you this: if he was in the same era as Hagler and Hearns and Leonard and me, I don't think he would be such a big name. There is too much talk.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The thing I do best is laugh.

People expect me to cry, but I always laugh when things go wrong.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

If you can jump up onstage and make people laugh, shouldn't you also be able to inhabit a character?

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs' heads flying through windows is really fun. How could you not laugh?

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.

One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.