Quotes By Louis C. K.

I love comedians. They're my community.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Life is full of horrible mistakes.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Oh, I love stand-up.

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

Everything that people say is testable.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.