Quotes By Louis C. K.

People don't talk to me on airplanes.

My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

Life is full of horrible mistakes.

I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'