Her Quotes

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.

When I was younger, I was a robot. Wind her up and she plays tennis.

I thought the Billie Holiday comparison was beautiful. I think, Wow, what a wonderful, creative, helpful spirit. She's someone who wanted to help others by sharing her emotion. That's what I do, too, so I think that's a great comparison.

Our ideal of the future is that she should continue to render that service of her own free will.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.

I have four kids; three girls and a boy. The oldest girl is 13, and has her own social life now, so there's a bit of begrudging cooperation there. It's tough.

Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and she's proud of her dad.

I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

I love her attitude, but as much as I'd like to bring my medals to a speech or appearance, I never do.

No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent.

If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.

I was actually a bit disappointed about the amount of sex in the show. I think Backus should get out a bit more, get a relationship, perhaps make her a lesbian.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.

No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting. She will not want new fashions nor regret the loss of expensive diversions or variety of company if she can be amused with an author in her closet.

My mom was always really healthy and cautious about her diet, so I'm not a big sugar guy.

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.

I'm going to try to pull a Natalie Portman. Natalie went to Harvard while shooting 'Star Wars'. I don't know how she did it. I want to have lunch with her and ask her - that seems like a bunch of stress right there.

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.

Her great merit is finding out mine - there is nothing so amiable as discernment.

I love Jessica Simpson. I love her voice. She's amazing.

Let peace, descending from her native heaven, bid her olives spring amidst the joyful nations; and plenty, in league with commerce, scatter blessings from her copious hand!

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

As I wrote, I found that Aibileen had some things to say that really weren't in her character. She was older, soft-spoken, and she started showing some attitude.

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light.

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her.

Truth gets well if she is run over by a locomotive, while error dies of lockjaw if she scratches her finger.