Psychiatrist Quotes

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

All that self-control stuff, I tried all that stuff from analysts. I went everywhere to these guys, every kind of anger-management, psychologist, psychiatrist. 'Get rid of my temper, get rid of my temper.' And there was only one guy who just said, 'I don't think this is related to, uh, issues. I think there has got to be something wrong.'

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.

I'm lucky enough to be able to make films and so I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears and all those things with my work. That's an enormous privilege. That's the privilege of all artists, to be able to sort out their unhappiness and their neuroses in order to create something.

Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled by many psychiatrists.

You take the cards you're dealt. I'm now ferociously healthy in body and mind. You couldn't pay me to go near a psychiatrist again. Stopping seeing them was my first step to getting well.

And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on. There's not much you can do about that.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

When I was very young I wanted to be a professional horseback rider. Then I wanted to be a pop singer. Then I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Then I wanted to be a movie director.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I'm not a psychiatrist.

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.