Psychiatrist Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.