Psychiatrist Quotes

You're not a nutcase if you want to go see a psychiatrist.

'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

No, originally I thought that writing articles would keep me from having to see a psychiatrist, but I became even more depressed as a result.

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

All that self-control stuff, I tried all that stuff from analysts. I went everywhere to these guys, every kind of anger-management, psychologist, psychiatrist. 'Get rid of my temper, get rid of my temper.' And there was only one guy who just said, 'I don't think this is related to, uh, issues. I think there has got to be something wrong.'

I read a book recently by a psychiatrist who was able to interview a few serial killers and she had a thesis on how you could figure these people out. And she thinks that there are things that could tell you whether someone has the potential to do that.

I'm lucky enough to be able to make films and so I don't need a psychiatrist. I can sort out my fears and all those things with my work. That's an enormous privilege. That's the privilege of all artists, to be able to sort out their unhappiness and their neuroses in order to create something.

I called the doctor, during writing the book, the psychiatrist who treated me at that time, Dr. Jackson. And I said, Dr. Jackson, whole pieces are missing. I don't understand what happened to me.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

You take the cards you're dealt. I'm now ferociously healthy in body and mind. You couldn't pay me to go near a psychiatrist again. Stopping seeing them was my first step to getting well.

From the time I was 16 and I had my own checking account, you'd think most young women would run out and buy clothes. No, I ran out and got myself a psychiatrist!

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you to die in a tragic accident during the shooting so they can get the insurance.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I'm not a psychiatrist.

Medicine was certainly intended to be a career. I wanted to become a psychiatrist, an adolescent ambition which, of course, is fulfilled by many psychiatrists.

And hey-the psychiatrist in the show is Italian also. So people are going to focus on what they want to focus on. There's not much you can do about that.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!