Me Quotes

I want to look good when people see me.

I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead.

What we talked about will have to remain a secret between him and me. I spoke to him as a brother whom I have pardoned and who has my complete trust.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

I don't think people are fans of me because I wrote hit songs. I think they're fans because I'm a lunatic or a weirdo. The hit songs came out of my idiosyncratic personality, not the other way around.

Give me a museum and I'll fill it.

I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.

I realised it was only me who was stopping myself from living my life.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

The great thing about the United States and the historically magnetic effect it has had on a lot of people like me is its generosity, to put it simply.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

My father wasn't around when I was a kid, and I used to always say, 'Why me? Why don't I have a father? Why isn't he around? Why did he leave my mother?' But as I got older I looked deeper and thought, 'I don't know what my father was going through, but if he was around all the time, would I be who I am today?'

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.

I still got the nasty in me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.