Dumb Quotes

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

I appreciated and respected kids who asked questions. They didn't do it to get attention, but because they were interested. Kids who didn't want to look dumb seemed like scared little rabbits.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?

Would it not be much better to have a president who deliberately lied to the people because he thought a war was essential than to have one who was so dumb as to be taken in by intelligence agencies, especially those who told him what he wanted to hear?

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.

They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who speak a foreign language, and dumb people criticize something they do not understand, and that is what is going on up there - God damn it!

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.