Dog Quotes

I like to hike with my dog, Webster. It helps clear my mind.

An office boy in London was the lowest of the low. The office boy was the tea boy. He would be the dog's body: It means someone who would do anything at all. I was quite prepared for that and enjoyed it.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

People always joke that "dog" spells "god" backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Every dog must have his day.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

I do honour the very flea of his dog.

We kind of agree with Mao that political power comes largely from the barrel of a gun. And we get it that if you want a friend you should get a dog.

Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.

It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Snoop Dog is the Phil Jackson of youth football coaches. He ain't going to accept nothing but a winner.

The dog is the god of frolic.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.

In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog.

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.