Would Quotes

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

If only every man who sees my films did not get the impression he can make love to me, I would be a lot happier.

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.

A nice pop star would do you nice on one of those deserted islands.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead.

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome. The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful if there were no dark valleys to traverse.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I couldn't care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence.

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

At a certain age it just became apparent to me that this was probably the work that I would have to do.

Several people have told me that one of the most meaningful events they could attend would be something at the White House with their children.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy?

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.

Stubborn isn't a word I would use to describe myself; pigheaded is more appropriate.

You notice how liberals keep saying, 'If only Islam would have a Reformation' - it can't have one. It says it can't. It's extremely dangerous in that way.

If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences.

If someone knows of a job creator anywhere in the world that's looking for a high, complex tax environment or looking for a high regulatory environment, I would like to meet them because I have yet to meet a job creator that's looking for that, and that's what we have.

Even though worker capacity and motivation are destroyed when leaders choose power over productivity, it appears that bosses would rather be in control than have the organization work well.

If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms.

There is not a truth existing which I fear... or would wish unknown to the whole world.

If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?