Wife Quotes

I met my wife in South Dakota.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?

I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we do this.' So they mashed together her saying 'but first' a couple dozen times. Literally. In different outfits. And when you cut it together like that, it appears very robotlike. They called her the Chenbot.

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Well, I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife.

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school?

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to the rabbi, who happens to be my wife's cousin and who I admire greatly. I talk to him regularly but I consider myself more spiritual than religious.

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.

A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.