Wife Quotes

Take my wife... Please!

I have been looking after the children. My wife has taken time off.

I've got a wife, four kids, a business, and a baseball career.

My wife is Jewish, and therefore, it's my children's birthright to be Jewish.

The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit of this best of capital the wife has no right.

And of course we are familiar with the English common law rule of thumb that said a man could in fact use a stick no bigger than his thumb to discipline his wife and family.

The reason why I've been keeping private for the longest time ever here, I've always wanted to protect my wife's privacy. I don't like - I didn't want to put her picture all over the news. I just wanted to keep her private.

Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.

When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.'

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.

We see them when they come to New York. They stay at my wife's apartment. We have quite a correspondence with them at all times. They play a very important role, the authors in the firm, because so much of the material we publish is suggested by them.

The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

I'm completely Americanized - I have an American accent, an American wife - but a residue of me is foreign.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

My wife comes from a foodie family so I've been indoctrinated into that. I had sweetbreads the other night, and I have to say, not my favorite thing in the world You're eating a gland.

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.

It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.

I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players.

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.

When I was 21 I stopped and got married. I tried for a while to be the perfect wife, society this, society that but it wasn't working, so after about a year I went back to work.

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first.

Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area.