Wedding Quotes

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I was the official wedding photographer at one of my best friends' weddings. Fortunately she was one of the most easygoing brides ever, so she made it easy for me.

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.

I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

I think everyone dreams of that nice romantic wedding.

I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding.

I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.

I want a big church wedding.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.

On my wedding day. I didn't want a natural, blushing-bride look - I had a full-on hairdo and red lips. I thought it would be disingenuous to do the whole virginal look, so even though I had the white dress, I had pink net underneath.

I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that.

I'd hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends don't have that right.

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.