Tickets Quotes

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.

We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.

The best thing about being an actress is getting good concert tickets.

If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about.

Minority views expressed in films simply don't sell tickets.

It's not how many tickets can we sell, it's where do we want to play, not where should we play to make the most money. We don't really care about that.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.

In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real estate, copyrights, leasing, entertainment, intellectual property, forensic accounting, criminal offenses... the list goes on. Now, you have to have a separate lawyer for each one of those categories!

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.