Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

I like being absurd. Being silly.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

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They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I like doing energetic things.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.