Swear Quotes

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Forty years later, people still swear they can hear his offstage scream.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined.

I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.

There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.

I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work.

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number. The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear. I said I try not to, but of course I'm just a normal person.

I swear, I didn't really go in thinking, 'I'll be the Simon Cowell' of 'Top Chef.' I was just used to being a judge on British food shows where people are much more outspoken and rather rude. That's the culture over here.

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.

We used to sit around and chortle, 'Look what this guy said five years ago, and today look what he's doing. Let's stick it to him!' It's as simple as that, I swear.

They, that unnamed "they," they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up-and I swear when I went down quite often I took the fall; nothing moves a mountain but itself. They, I've long ago named them me.

It's a sin to swear.