Swear Quotes

I swear I want to be a food model.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Forty years later, people still swear they can hear his offstage scream.

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!