Screwed Quotes

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'.

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital.

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.

The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or not and we ask a lot of questions and do testing on the movies. For comedies, at least, it's very helpful. If they're not laughing and they don't say that they loved it, then I have screwed up.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

People say 'Hogan, you have this creative control clause?' and I say 'yeah, but the only time I've ever exercised it in 30 years is when Vince Russo screwed me'. And it didn't even help then! I got screwed and couldn't do anything about it!

I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick, and there on the side I can remember very clearly was this small model with plates for the bases - the original model with everything screwed together.

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.