Pants Quotes

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly helps if you have a good partner in life.

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

I cut the feet out of control top pantyhose one night, threw them on under my white pants and realized that the toning and shaping was perfect and that the hosiery material is thin enough that I could make shape wear out of it.

I don't know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received. But to some extent I'm hoping that with the next book, when people pick it up and read it, it will scare the pants off of them.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

I grew up in Deptford in south London, and at that time I used to wear toppers, loon pants and tonic suits from shops like Take 6 and Topman. I was a bit of a soul boy, but I had a very eclectic taste in music - I was into James Brown and Bowie; and I was the only kid in the neighbourhood who would also be listening to Chopin.

When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.