Pants Quotes

I'm just like so many women - I was frustrated, I had these white pants that I had spent a lot of money on, and you get home and you think, 'What am I really supposed to wear under this?' So it was a frustrated consumer moment.

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about.

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.

It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.

And if you want to know why great editors scare the pants off of writers everywhere, read 'Eats, Shoots and Leaves' by Lynne Truss. The punctuation police are everywhere!

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I'm successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.