Me Quotes

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

The great thing about the United States and the historically magnetic effect it has had on a lot of people like me is its generosity, to put it simply.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

My father wasn't around when I was a kid, and I used to always say, 'Why me? Why don't I have a father? Why isn't he around? Why did he leave my mother?' But as I got older I looked deeper and thought, 'I don't know what my father was going through, but if he was around all the time, would I be who I am today?'

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.

The political scene is already so turgid, it doesn't need more of that from me.

The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker.

Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

If everyone could learn that what is right for me does not make it right for anyone else, the world would be a much happier place.

We are the miracle of force and matter making itself over into imagination and will. Incredible. The Life Force experimenting with forms. You for one. Me for another. The Universe has shouted itself alive. We are one of the shouts.

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It's up to me to make it right.

I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do.

I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

And let me make this very clear - unlike President Obama, I will not raise taxes on the middle class. As president, I will protect the sanctity of life. I will honor the institution of marriage. And I will guarantee America's first liberty: the freedom of religion.

What I am looking for is not out there, it is in me.

I feel that my fans have cultivated my talent and they continue to nurture me.

First, do enough training. Then believe in yourself and say: I can do it. Tomorrow is my day. And then say: the person in front of me, he is just a human being as well; he has two legs, I have two legs, that is all. That is mentally how you prepare.

Dear God, Please send to me the spirit of Your peace. Then send, dear Lord, the spirit of peace from me to all the world. Amen.

A lot of people, because of my contempt for the false consolations of religion, think of me as a symbolic public opponent of that in extremis. And sometimes that makes me feel a bit alarmed, to be the repository of other people's hope.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

My dad said to me growing up: 'When all is said and done, if you can count all your true friends on one hand, you're a lucky man.'

For me, you have to not have a formula. You have to not even sit down and say, 'I want to write right now.' It has to just kind of come out. It's not something you can plan.