Martini Quotes

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get to a city. Probably film and television had influenced me so much, I really thought the key to happiness was living a very artificial life in a penthouse in New York with martini glasses.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini.

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.