Mad Quotes

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

The undevout astronomer must be mad.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

The Queen is most anxious to enlist everyone in checking this mad, wicked folly of 'Women's Rights'. It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot contain herself.

A physician is not angry at the intemperance of a mad patient, nor does he take it ill to be railed at by a man in fever. Just so should a wise man treat all mankind, as a physician does his patient, and look upon them only as sick and extravagant.

The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.

I get mad quick and and go off at the handle quick.

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time.

Mad, is he? Then I hope he will bite some of my other generals.

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

The difference between mad people and sane people... is that sane people have variety when they talk-story. Mad people have only one story that they talk over and over.

I always tell people I want to live to be 150 and they say why would you want to do that. I say, well there's a few people I haven't made mad yet, I want to get them.

If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.

Some deemed him wondrous wise, and some believed him mad.

I guess maybe someone at 'Dexter' saw the 'Mad Men' stuff and thought, 'He can do this.'

I was angry about the fact that my father would beat my mother on a daily basis, that my mother would take it in turn and beat on me. I was an abused child. I was mad about all those things, very bitter and very angry.

I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.

It makes my wife mad, you know, she wants me to stay home all the time. But its what I've done all my life and I think when I quit doing it I'll probably go away pretty quick.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that.

My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'

I drive past the Mad Men billboard every day and I can't believe I'm on that show.

One is always considered mad, when one discovers something that others cannot grasp.

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.