Idiot Quotes

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.