Husband Quotes

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

I have the best husband in the world. He's very involved.

My husband is the most brilliant father on the planet.

No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.

My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

I would like not only to have a successful band, but I want to have children, a home, and a husband. Two or three. Children, not husbands!!!

When I met my husband, I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all the catered dishes in the wrong order.

I pray to be a good servant to God, a father, a husband, a son, a friend, a brother, an uncle, a good neighbor, a good leader to those who look up to me, a good follower to those who are serving God and doing the right thing.

I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time.

The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.

But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.

I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.

Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear.

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.

David Shire and I have been happily married for 21 years! We have a 12-year-old son. David is a genius. He writes the most magnificent music and he is a devoted and loving husband and father. I am so blessed!

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show.

Every summer my husband and I pack our suitcases, load our kids into the car, and drive from tense, crowded New York City to my family's cottage in Maine. It's on an island, with stretches of sea and sandy beaches, rocky coasts, and pine trees. We barbecue, swim, lie around, and try to do nothing.

The activity of being a husband, a father - those are roles, too, but underneath them is the spiritual center that connects us all, and that's what's most important.

Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just depends on what I find interesting at the moment.

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.

I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself.

My father is a great grandfather. He's a wonderful grandfather, but he's a terrible husband.

An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go.