Fool Quotes

When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.

I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.

Only a fool expects to be happy all the time.

If you're going to publish a book, you probably are going to make a fool of yourself.

A fool must now and then be right, by chance.

Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool.

Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?

You don't have any kind of sense of being foolish when you are acting. When you're younger you don't want to look a fool, so you don't do things that might make you vulnerable.

The Doobie Brothers' 'What a Fool Believes' makes me want to move. And I still haven't gotten over the Macarena. Who has?

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.

I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either.

Any fool can say he is wise but only someone wise can admit he is a fool.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.

I got my first guitar when I was 15, and I just used to fool about with it, more or less, as time went by, though, I got more interested.

The fool who persists in his folly will become wise.

Hey, I fool the camera. I'm a liar, a magician.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

I think we fool ourselves and really negate a great deal of history if we think that the oral history of poetry is shorter than the written history of poetry. It's not true. Poetry has a longer oral tradition than it does written.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

My feet have been my best friend for the last 40 years. I've just been a dancing fool on stage, and after awhile you just kind of wear them out.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.