Drunk Quotes

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.

Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions.

I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.

After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just don't want to be that person anymore.

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that.

I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.