Drunk Quotes

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death.

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.