Drunk Quotes

Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country music is. It's not just songs about getting drunk and leaving your girl.

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.

If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get inebriated from it.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more.

I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.