Butler Quotes
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
James Thurber
As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Calvin Trillin
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. Fields