Birthday Quotes

I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it.

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.

Being seventy is not a sin.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Love the giver more than the gift.

It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.

My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.