Quotes By Kirstie Alley

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

You're not going to live your life unscathed.

Look for someone who has a complete life without you in it. If you have a person you don't need for anything, that's ideal. You're just together because you really want to be.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

Through history, people look for something spiritual. The greatest scientists in the world were men of religion and faith, too.

I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.

When I was straight, I had the courage and energy to become an actress. I owe my career to my will to stop using.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.

I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.

When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up-it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to.

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

When I see someone who is starved, they don't look alert. They don't have boundless energy. If you're too skinny, it looks like you're near death.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

When I play ball, I play hardball.

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.