You Quotes

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.

Change before you have to.

The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.

Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one asking what you can do for your country? If you are the first, then you are a parasite; if the second, then you are an oasis in the desert.

We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.

Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

I always tell my kids if you lay down, people will step over you. But if you keep scrambling, if you keep going, someone will always, always give you a hand. Always. But you gotta keep dancing, you gotta keep your feet moving.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?

I know who I am. I don't have to brag. I know what I contributed. I know what I did. You think you can do it better? Hey, go right ahead. The stage is yours.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.

As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.