Wife Quotes

How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?

My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.

The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.

I was surprised that my wife thought it was a good idea, then again with my agent, another woman, then my editor, another woman - in spite of the fact that all three of them reacted positively I still have this fear.

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.

The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's a language aside from the language they have with strangers. I've always been maybe an abuser of alliteration, but I've always loved it and I like how those words sound together.

Take my wife... Please!

I met my wife in South Dakota.

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.

What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?

I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

My wife is the host of 'Big Brother.' Her name is Julie Chen, and she'll say, 'Da da da, but first we do this.' So they mashed together her saying 'but first' a couple dozen times. Literally. In different outfits. And when you cut it together like that, it appears very robotlike. They called her the Chenbot.

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Well, I can't live without a woman. I have to have a woman, have to have a wife.

The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

But it will be said that the husband provides for the wife, or in other words, he feeds, clothes and shelters her! I wish I had the power to make every one before me fully realize the degradation contained in that idea.

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.