Whiskey Quotes

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it.

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.