Underwear Quotes

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.

I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy!

I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn't think I'd make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He was a graphic designer, and he gave me my first sketchbook. In the front, he wrote, 'Wear it like your underwear.'

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.

One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else.

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear, which is something I also do.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport.

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.

I love wearing men's clothing and underwear.

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.

My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people left, and one of them's in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle.

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

Sexual underwear is tacky.