Thieves Quotes

Mr. Speaker, Americans want, need, and rightfully expect Congress to protect them from the prying eyes of identity thieves and give them back control of their Social Security numbers and personal health information.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

The Americans may think they have 'liberated' Baghdad but the tens of thousands of thieves - they came in families and cruised the city in trucks and cars searching for booty - seem to have a different idea what liberation means.

Individually the poor are not too tempting to thieves, for obvious reasons. Mug a banker and you might score a wallet containing a month's rent. Mug a janitor and you will be lucky to get away with bus fare to flee the crime scene.

The great thieves lead away the little thief.

We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.

War makes thieves and peace hangs them.

I think people need housing. And there's empty buildings, I think people should live in there. If you want to call them squatters, trespassers, hey, I call Wall Street thieves!

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.

My own personal favorite Cher song is the unforgettable Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

The only people who steal are thieves, and that's a very small percentage of civilization. Most people want to have some way to make the economic transaction valid. They want to return the favor, if you will... return the benefit and reciprocate.

I think very poorly of United Russia. United Russia is the party of corruption, the party of crooks and thieves. And it is the duty of every patriot and citizen of our country to make sure that this party is destroyed.

God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Honor among thieves is the ancestor of all honor.

I recognize in thieves, traitors and murderers, in the ruthless and the cunning, a deep beauty - a sunken beauty.

Treating your audience like thieves is absurd. Anyone who chooses to listen to our music becomes a collaborator.

There are more honest people and more good people than there are thieves and bad people. It's just always been that way.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Let us not forget that the greatest composers were also the greatest thieves. They stole from everyone and everywhere.

My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but someone thought we were real thieves and called the cops! Soon, the cops burst in with guns drawn!

The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.

War is a quarrel between two thieves too cowardly to fight their own battle.