Stupid Quotes

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college.

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.

If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.

I certainly would have regretted not getting into wrestling. It's been very lucrative for me and I've been fortunate to get into it and make money and not do anything stupid where I invested in something that collapsed.

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.

A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren't. There are pranks, IMs.

A particularly fine head on a man usually means that he is stupid; particularly deep philosophers are usually shallow thinkers; in literature, talents not much above the average are usually regarded by their contemporaries as geniuses.

What a stupid attitude we have in this country to personal stories.

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

I mean, I wasn't stupid. I knew we'd make money and sell a lot of Dune books.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.

David Lee Roth had the idea that if you covered a successful song, you were half way home. C'mon - Van Halen doing 'Dancing in the Streets'? It was stupid. I started feeling like I would rather bomb playing my own songs than be successful playing someone else's music.

Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it's turned into.

When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice.

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.

I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system.

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting the role of compulsory constituent.

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.

It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed.

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.